Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
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