you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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