so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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