im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Randomize
