thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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