i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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