On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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