You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
you never un-have a 4some
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
