Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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