At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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