I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
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