Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
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