Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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