I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
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