If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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