And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
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