love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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