I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
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what are you doing with your life
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
Randomize
