So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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