As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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