weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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