? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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