I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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