Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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