we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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