She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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