look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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