Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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