Just cropdusted the office
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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