I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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