508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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