i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
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