is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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