went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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