You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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