i permit you to call me
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
.......................................
My thoughts exactly.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Text me some of your sweat
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