u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
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