some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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