he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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