her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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