Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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