So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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