You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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