You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
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