so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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