she looked like the bat from fern gully.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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