lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I think my moral compass just broke
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