dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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