i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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