then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Rumble strips road head = magical
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
And then he peed in my hair
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