just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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