Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
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