Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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